My lunch

[DiscoStu]

Bacon, brie and cranberry baguette. Very tasty.

Time for a cup of tea and a biscuit I think.

[FiveTimes]

ham and branston and some fruit.

I think I'll join you for a brew

[Churchill]

Bacon, brie and cranberry baguette. Very tasty.

Time for a cup of tea and a biscuit I think.

Does your biscuit have a wrapper?

(Here we go again...)

[DiscoStu]

Does your biscuit have a wrapper?

(Here we go again...)

It doesn't, it's in a jar full of custard creams.

[Churchill]

It doesn't, it's in a jar full of custard creams.

Is it by chance a "Custard Cream"?

[DiscoStu]

Is it by chance a "Custard Cream"?

It is indeed, very tasty it was too. Infact, I may go back for another a little later on this afternoon.

[FiveTimes]

It is indeed, very tasty it was too. Infact, I may go back for another a little later on this afternoon.

Such will power Stu, only having one... surely a cup of tea deserves more than 1 biscuit

[DiscoStu]

Such will power Stu, only having one... surely a cup of tea deserves more than 1 biscuit

Sadly they're not mine, I've been nicking them off a permie's desk so I thought it best not to take the p!ss

[BrilloPad]

Jacket Potato - beans & sweetcorn no butter.

I wanted to sit in the sun - but was with a user for 90 minutes! bah humbug.

[EternalOptimist]

zip, nothing, bugger all.

Breakfast is for gay boys, lunch is for faggots and snacks are for poofters or frots.
A real contractor works for eight hours then has ten pints followed by a kebab. The occasional chippy lunch is allowed, but only if you keeled over last night before getting yer scoff.

It called the EO atkins diet