My lunch ...

[DaveB]

Home made salad with turkey steak, banana and a couple of plums. I was arranging the fruit suggestively on my desk and seeing if anyone noticed.

I think the gay chap on the desk opposite must be getting desperate. He keeps making suggestive arrangements of fruit on his desk and looking hopefull when anyone walks past.

[Pondlife]

[Moscow Mule]

Fush und chups

[Jubber]

Nice Orange

[sasguru]

Fush und chups

Ded you git sex portions? You are Tay and I clime my Kiwi $5.

[Moscow Mule]

Ded you git sex portions? You are Tay and I clime my Kiwi $5.

Nah bro, bit I gut a slab o puss fo the barbie at the weekind.

I'm not tay, but you can have 50p - just post your bank account details and home address here and I'll sort it out for you...

[cailin maith]

my lunch was a bottle and a half of pinkoholic wine....

[original PM]

footlong steak and cheese on Italian herb and Cheese

super subway!

[Churchill]

footlong steak and cheese on Italian herb and Cheese

super subway!

Fat Bastard! - Shirley?

[original PM]

Fat Bastard! - Shirley?

Hungry B'stard more likely

breakfast is for wimps!