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Do you reference Google to support all your life decisions?
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Google is for information, not knowledge."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostGoogle is for information, not knowledge.
I just Googled Google and all I got was Google. I'm stuck in a loop now
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I'm just keeping it real Slow Shrimp, the world isn't all candy canes, jumbo fish fingers and strawberry milk shakes y'know.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI hate your avatar. It's annoying. And Google told me to go out and kill you.Comment
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Magic 8 ball, is that like a love egg?Originally posted by cailin maith View Postnope - I have a magic 8 ball and I live my life according to what it tells me.....
Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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I have no idea what a love egg s - but, my magic 8 ball is black with a thing insidfe that tells the future...Originally posted by shelby68 View PostMagic 8 ball, is that like a love egg?

Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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It is decidedly so.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI have no idea what a love egg s - but, my magic 8 ball is black with a thing insidfe that tells the future...
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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