Where's the "I'm Richard Stallman's Gimp" option?
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You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Single, but not for long.
She's trying to persuade me.That boy go raaaaaaa
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Or the sinning but not living together option?Originally posted by kali View Postwhere's the "living in sin" option?
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Or the living in sin by yourself option?Originally posted by Platypus View PostOr the sinning but not living together option?
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Where is the inclusive gay/lesbian relationship option? DP, you are a dinosaur!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Where is the "the family courts raped me - so I dressed in lycra and climbed a crane - then posted non-stop about it on cuk" option?Comment
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You are so close to popping the question.....Originally posted by El_Diablo View PostSingle, but not for long.
She's trying to persuade me.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhere is the "the family courts raped me - so I dressed in lycra and climbed a crane - then posted non-stop about it on cuk" option?
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