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    #21
    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Well thanks prawny, cheering everyone up, again.

    The nurse phoned and it sounds like I have chicken pox and said I do need to go and see the doctor, but I need to ask to be put in the isolation room. (Like a lepper)
    leper or slapper surely?

    Chicken pox in your *ahem* advanced years can be unpleasant. Good luck.

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      #22
      Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
      leper or slapper surely?

      Chicken pox in your *ahem* advanced years can be unpleasant. Good luck.
      Cheers slave.

      It's been a great year for health. I think the chemo treatment I had in January has fooked my immune system, I get everything that is going around.

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        #23
        Drink lots of green tea.

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          #24
          I remember it well, it was my favourite spot..

          I've squeezed pimples by the hundred
          Ruptured pustules by the score;
          I've milked my face until it bled
          And still I crave for more.

          My nose-crease yields spaghetti
          I've blackheads round my ears -
          I've cultivated some of them
          For nigh on twenty years.

          Take pity on unblemished folk
          Who'll never know the bliss
          Of splattering a mirror
          With pus the hue of piss

          Rejoice in your eruptions!
          They've done alright by me
          For squeezing them can be more fun
          Than watching your TV.
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #25
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Are these spots like little blisters?

            Sort of watery looking?

            Or red?
            They were little red spots now they are watery looking

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              #26
              Cheers Zeity.

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                #27
                Get a glass quick and roll it round on the spots. Its the only known cure for meningitis.
                I think









                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                  Well thanks prawny, cheering everyone up, again.

                  The nurse phoned and it sounds like I have chicken pox and said I do need to go and see the doctor, but I need to ask to be put in the isolation room. (Like a lepper)
                  Poor Lucy

                  My doc told me not to go anywhere near the surgery until the spots started healing
                  Seriously, you'll need something to stop the itching because if if you scratch the little blighters you'll get a scar (one of the many reasons a shaved head would not be my look).
                  Look after yourself and keep coming on here - I'm sure the guys will give you lots of sympathy and moral support
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #29
                    Oh bugger! My 500th post and I'm giving out medical advice
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                      #30
                      Awww Lucy hope you get better soon


                      That boy go raaaaaaa
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