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    #11
    When I were a lad, we used to ply the girlies with a couple of 'leg openers' , which was half a pint of cider with a cherry B mixed in
    (we are talking '71 here)






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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      When I were a lad, we used to ply the girlies with a couple of 'leg openers' , which was half a pint of cider with a cherry B mixed in
      (we are talking '71 here)






      Shouldn't you be on http://forums.retired.com/ by now?
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        #13
        When I was at Uni many years ago we'd get a pint of Stella, drink half and then top up with red label Thunderbird Wine. It tasted gopping but it did the trick.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          Originally posted by Archangel View Post
          On sunday I was out with a friend of mine and her kid who is 22. The lad introduced me to a "turbo shandy", a sickly concoction of a bottle of Budwieser and a bottle of Smirnoff Ice in a pint glass. After six of them I was blotto.
          Budweiser? That's quite clearly not a proper turbo shandy 'cus it's not got a proper lager....
          B00med!

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            #15
            Originally posted by Advocate View Post
            Budweiser? That's quite clearly not a proper turbo shandy 'cus it's not got a proper lager....
            Anything to give Budweiser some taste...
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #16
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              Shouldn't you be on http://forums.retired.com/ by now?
              Over 50 applications built and delivered, every one a bummer, but I aint giving up yet








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                #17
                Diesel - snakebite and dash of blackcurrant.

                Dunno what it was about the addition of blackcurrant, but it turned a pretty potent drink into pure jungle juice. Bit scary in my neck of the woods cause it unleashed the inner nutter in some people who's inner nutters were best not seen ...
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

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                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                  Anything to give Budweiser some taste...
                  You could try adding lager to it i suppose...
                  B00med!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by snaw View Post
                    Diesel - snakebite and dash of blackcurrant.

                    Dunno what it was about the addition of blackcurrant, but it turned a pretty potent drink into pure jungle juice. Bit scary in my neck of the woods cause it unleashed the inner nutter in some people who's inner nutters were best not seen ...
                    Weird that some parts of the country have a different name for snakebite & black.
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                      #20
                      When I was at Uni (c. 1990) we drank a mixture of Diamond White and Castaway (a tropical alco-pop) served in a pint glass and coined "Blastaway". If drunk quickly it made you go temporarily blind.

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