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Both I thinkOriginally posted by zeitghostTwo minds with but a single thought* (or brain cell*)
* delete where applicable...
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Joking aside I've had both but not on the same day, top is worse than bottom as they only numb your throat which helps but you cant help but gag.
With the bottom you should get 'pethidine' which makes 1 hour seem like 5 minutes.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I must concurOriginally posted by oracleslave View Post
pethadine
I agree that it's lovely stuff
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Not quite, it's a synthesised alternative to morphineOriginally posted by zeitghostYeah, man, I'll have some more of that please...
Though I thought it was a quick acting valium...
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Ah, well I'll have some of that tooOriginally posted by zeitghostYes I know what pethedine is...
I meant that I thought they used a quick acting version of valium...
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When I read the title of this thread..... I was sure it was Zeitys post
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I had some pethidine a few weeks ago. It was rather pleasant.
I recall reading somewhere of a guy who took the bowel cleansing pill a day too early. So they had to reschedule his appointment to the following week. So he had to take another dose...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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