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    #11
    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    ATM?
    ǝןqqıʍ

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      #12
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Two minds with but a single thought* (or brain cell*)



      * delete where applicable...
      Both I think
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        #13
        Joking aside I've had both but not on the same day, top is worse than bottom as they only numb your throat which helps but you cant help but gag.

        With the bottom you should get 'pethidine' which makes 1 hour seem like 5 minutes.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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          #14
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          'pethidine'
          I agree that it's lovely stuff

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            #15
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            pethadine

            I agree that it's lovely stuff
            I must concur
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              #16
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Yeah, man, I'll have some more of that please...

              Though I thought it was a quick acting valium...
              Not quite, it's a synthesised alternative to morphine
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                #17
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Yes I know what pethedine is...

                I meant that I thought they used a quick acting version of valium...
                Ah, well I'll have some of that too
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                  #18
                  When I read the title of this thread..... I was sure it was Zeitys post
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #19
                    Hope they do the top first - or else make sure they wash the camera well

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                      #20
                      I had some pethidine a few weeks ago. It was rather pleasant.

                      I recall reading somewhere of a guy who took the bowel cleansing pill a day too early. So they had to reschedule his appointment to the following week. So he had to take another dose...
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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