Got my day one checklist to complete....

[Wilmslow]

Cannot wait for the BOOM times to come back. If they ever will.....

On the plus side, got a £1300 course signed off

[BrilloPad]

please giove us the full details of your day one checklist.

[Wilmslow]

please giove us the full details of your day one checklist.

This is document one out of 4.....

Photograph Taken
Car park form completed
Tour of building (meeting room, 1st Aid room, Canteen)
Fire exits
Issue of access card &understanding its use, including girovend.
Meet the team
Log onto systems
Local practices (coats, cups & food)
Welcome meeting organised
Work station assessment completed & returned to personnel.
E-mail, Internet & Communications policy complete.

[BrilloPad]

This is document one out of 4.....

There is more?

[Chantho]

This is document one out of 4.....

E-mail, Internet & Communications policy complete.

Once you've signed that I guess you won't be visiting here again during working hours, unless it's a very generous Internet use policy (unlikely).

[BrilloPad]

Once you've signed that I guess you won't be visiting here again during working hours, unless it's a very generous Internet use policy (unlikely).

I had to sign one of those - no-one has stopped me posting on cuk - yet. Though I would probably leave if I was stopped...

[miffy]

Photograph Taken
Remember to look like a psycho as it will be on the intranet for the entire company to laugh at.

Car park form completed
Permission to park granted?

Tour of building (meeting room, 1st Aid room, Canteen)
Note, find quietest place(s) suitable for sleeping.

Fire exits
Needed when slipping out for a crafty ciggy.

Issue of access card &understanding its use, including girovend.
Big brother is watching your movements and junk food consumption.

Meet the team
Meet the layabouts.

Log onto systems
This is where you find your account isn't enabled yet and fail.

Local practices (coats, cups & food)
What about your power rangers lunchbox?

Welcome meeting organised
Start as you mean to go on (you can never have too many meetings as a permie).

Work station assessment completed & returned to personnel.
Yep, we know the keyboard is fook*d and full of coffee. We'll replace it when we replace you.

E-mail, Internet & Communications policy complete.
Don't use the internet even during working hours, or else.

[DimPrawn]

This is document one out of 4.....

Photograph Taken
Car park form completed
Tour of building (meeting room, 1st Aid room, Canteen)
Fire exits
Issue of access card &understanding its use, including girovend.
Meet the team
Log onto systems
Local practices (coats, cups & food)
Welcome meeting organised
Work station assessment completed & returned to personnel.
E-mail, Internet & Communications policy complete.

Woo hoo!

How exciting!!!

Meet the team! I do hope they are all nice and friendly.

Tour the building! I wonder what colour the carpet is in accounts! And what brand of coffee the vending machine sell!!!

Oooooooooo so excited now!!!.

Got to go!!

Bye!!!

[smiff]

And what brand of coffee the vending machine sell!!!

This is important, a few of my gigs have been miserable due to tulipty Flavia coffee machines.

[NotAllThere]

This is important, a few of my gigs have been miserable due to tulipty Flavia coffee machines.

Just bring in your own machine.