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Heh.Each day he would turn up to work, but once in his office it seems unlikely he got much done.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion. -
"That works out at almost 10,000 pages a day, or more than 20 each minute he was at his desk."
How did he "pull that off" typing with only 1 hand
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He is without a doubt a Pot Noodler of the highest order.His habit reached its peak last July when he surfed for porn more than 177,000 times during office hours.
That works out at almost 10,000 pages a day, or more than 20 each minute he was at his desk.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Well he was certainly dedicatedOriginally posted by Xenophon View PostHe is without a doubt a Pot Noodler of the highest order.
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Yes.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostHow did he "pull that off" typing with only 1 hand
Ahem... apparently...
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I doubt it. He is probably posting on here.He has not been sacked but he has been demoted and his pay cut by about $200 a month. No doubt he is also proving to be a little more productive now.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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