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**Xenophon** · 2 May 2008, 12:41

Each day he would turn up to work, but once in his office it seems unlikely he got much done.

Heh.

**oracleslave** · 2 May 2008, 12:48

"That works out at almost 10,000 pages a day, or more than 20 each minute he was at his desk."

How did he "pull that off" typing with only 1 hand

**Xenophon** · 2 May 2008, 12:49

His habit reached its peak last July when he surfed for porn more than 177,000 times during office hours.

That works out at almost 10,000 pages a day, or more than 20 each minute he was at his desk.

He is without a doubt a Pot Noodler of the highest order.

**oracleslave** · 2 May 2008, 12:49

Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

He is without a doubt a Pot Noodler of the highest order.

Well he was certainly dedicated

**Xenophon** · 2 May 2008, 12:49

Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

How did he "pull that off" typing with only 1 hand

Yes.

Ahem... apparently...

**oracleslave** · 2 May 2008, 12:50

Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Yes.

Ahem... apparently...

You got there eventually

**Xenophon** · 2 May 2008, 12:52

He has not been sacked but he has been demoted and his pay cut by about $200 a month. No doubt he is also proving to be a little more productive now.

I doubt it. He is probably posting on here.

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