Pot Noodle Profit Warning

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Xenophon replied

2 May 2008, 12:52
He has not been sacked but he has been demoted and his pay cut by about $200 a month. No doubt he is also proving to be a little more productive now.

I doubt it. He is probably posting on here.
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oracleslave replied

2 May 2008, 12:50
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Yes.

Ahem... apparently...

You got there eventually
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Xenophon replied

2 May 2008, 12:49
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

How did he "pull that off" typing with only 1 hand

Yes.

Ahem... apparently...
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oracleslave replied

2 May 2008, 12:49
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

He is without a doubt a Pot Noodler of the highest order.

Well he was certainly dedicated
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Xenophon replied

2 May 2008, 12:49
His habit reached its peak last July when he surfed for porn more than 177,000 times during office hours.

That works out at almost 10,000 pages a day, or more than 20 each minute he was at his desk.

He is without a doubt a Pot Noodler of the highest order.
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oracleslave replied

2 May 2008, 12:48
"That works out at almost 10,000 pages a day, or more than 20 each minute he was at his desk."

How did he "pull that off" typing with only 1 hand
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Xenophon replied

2 May 2008, 12:41
Each day he would turn up to work, but once in his office it seems unlikely he got much done.

Heh.
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Sockpuppet started a topic Pot Noodle Profit Warning

2 May 2008, 12:39
Pot Noodle Profit Warning

Major Customer Rumbled

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7379742.stm
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