How's the marmalade brewing?
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Fao Lucifer Box!
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Fao Lucifer Box!
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Whilst I know it isn't, that sounds like a euphemism for something.
I can't decide if it's just something rude or really disgusting."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
or masonic...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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I'm sure if it was marmalade time of year, I'd have noticed the frenetic slicing of oranges at home...
YMMV...
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Where is the old devil anyway?
Wasn't he somebody's sock puppet?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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LB had a sex change and became LucyThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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