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Hurting from another intellectual beating?Originally posted by Lucy View PostWe are, pussbag thinks he knows about something other than cars.
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I understand if you are.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostHurting from another intellectual beating?
You need to get out more.Comment
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostI understand you are right.
I need to get out more.
OK, I'll be easier on you next time!
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Whatever makes you happy.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostOK, I'll go out to night and give some bird a good seeing to.
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I could have told you that.Some of these prophecies concern the demise of the United States over the next year, which will be followed by man's final world war. This last war will be the result of clashing religions and the governments they sway. Billions will die! This time will far exceed even the very worst times in all human history.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I'll wait for the hollywood remake. They always come up with a happy ending.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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Originally posted by PAH View PostI'll wait for the hollywood remake. They always come up with a happy ending.
You won't be able to, you'll be burnt to a crisp with the rest of mankind.
Hopefully I'll be playing GTA IV when world war hits and I'll die a happy man.
Remember to stock up on tissues, pot noodles and a diesel generator to power the plasma, games console and kettle during the waiting period.
I thought the world was supposed to end in 2000 anyway. I'm still here, or am I mistaking this place for heaven?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.Comment
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