Feeling awful today….

[Wilmslow]

Oh do stop whinging. Diver's been having bone grafts and all other manner of nastiness, and all you do is moan about your little cold. Either deal with it or go to home to bed and stop posting this nonsense.

PMT? I am assuming you are female......

[DiscoStu]

PMT? I am assuming you are female......

No, I'm just fed up of reading the self-pitying tulip you insist on posting every day.

[Wilmslow]

No, I'm just fed up of reading the self-pitying tulip you insist on posting every day.

Your choice to click and read fella.....

[Xenophon]

Your choice to click and read fella.....

Bloody hell! Wilmslow's been on an assertiveness course.

[Xenophon]

PMT? I am assuming you are female......

Okay. Own up. Who hacked Wilmslow's CUK account? This can't be him.

[Bear]

My spa is bigger than your spa - mine is allegedly the biggest in Europe!

Leamington?

[Jog On]

My spa is bigger than your spa - mine is allegedly the biggest in Europe!

*Apparently* Size doesn't matter

[Wilmslow]

Still feeling bunged up, hacking away. The steam room seemed to help last night, got a good sleep until the cat decided to walk over my head at 3am. Struggled up, head exploding when driving over the pennines – and 10 times worse when driving back down them again.

Meeting up with a lovely babe to plan a strategy tomorrow but I will not be on form – bang goes any flirting opportunity. Oh, woe……

[BA to the Stars]

My spa is bigger than your spa - mine is allegedly the biggest in Europe!

Cheltenham?

Boston?

Corner shop chain?

[BA to the Stars]

Meeting up with a lovely babe to plan a strategy tomorrow but I will not be on form – bang goes any flirting opportunity. Oh, woe……

Quote from lovely babe -

I bet she is heartbroken - that the cardigan wearing stalker can't try his pathetic chat up lines on her