The Innocents

[Lucifer Box]

He's buggered off to sign up the members of the revival forum for the Alpha Course.

At least they speak more sense.

[Chico]

I repeat, as you do not answer questions yourself, you have no right to badger others for answers. If you seriously want answers rather than to just show off your own petty bigotries, go and post them on an Islamic discussion board, rather than here where there is no one, including you, who has a grasp on the issues.

"One suggestion with a spark of truth is worth a hundred repetitions of sound platitudes." - Liu Binyan

[Ned Flanders]

I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

[EternalOptimist]

I have to be honest

If God appeared in front of me and said 'Go and kill x' then I would do it. I would be mad not to.

what do you reckon chico ?

[SupremeSpod]

If God appeared in front of me and said 'Go and kill x' then I would do it. I would be mad not to.

what do you reckon chico ?

Considering "God" doesn't exist, you'd have to be mad to do it.

[EternalOptimist]

yeah well

yeah well I dont believe God exists either

but if I did and he popped up and said 'verily thou scouse b@stard go forth and blow thyself and several others up'

I would be mad not to

what do you think chico

[Lucifer Box]

yeah well I dont believe God exists either

but if I did and he popped up and said 'verily thou scouse b@stard go forth and blow thyself and several others up'

I would be mad not to

what do you think chico

Give him a moment, EO, he'll have to go and ask his preacher to tell him what he should be thinking first.

[SupremeSpod]

Give him a moment, EO, he'll have to go and ask his preacher to tell him what he should be thinking first.

Nah mate, he's googling as we speak...

[Lucifer Box]

Nah mate, he's googling as we speak...

I hope he googles up a better answer than the last time we went round this loop: "God wouldn't ask me to do that and if he did I'd know it wasn't God."

[EternalOptimist]

Obviously

Obviously God would produce an ID card with some biometrics and follow up with a few miracles