Who's had the most broken bones on this site?

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I have no bones to break. I'm a forum thread you see.

[OwlHoot]

Working in a sand warehouse, thought I'd take a short cut off a raised platform by hitching a lift on the forks of a forklift.

Unfortunately, being behind a ton of sand bags on a pallet already on the forks, the driver didn't see me (or perhaps he *did* see me , although he swore he hadn't ) and spun the forklift round like a top.

I automatically grabbed a sandbag, to prevent myself flying off, but did anyway and dropped six feet, landing on one foot, holding a hundredweight sandbag.

Not sure if I broke anything, but my ankle swelled up slightly and hurt like hell and I was hobbling around for a month. I didn't go to the doctor though, because there's sod all they can do in a situation like that, and I hate queueing and all their stupid questions and forms anyway.

The same ankle still aches occasionally in damp weather.

[darmstadt]

Oooh, let me see, broken my nose 14 times, the 2 middle fingers on both hands numerous times, big toe on right foot was left as a red smear on a road once. Broke my right leg in numerous places and had it cut off, beat that!

[TimberWolf]

Oooh, let me see, broken my nose 14 times, the 2 middle fingers on both hands numerous times, big toe on right foot was left as a red smear on a road once. Broke my right leg in numerous places and had it cut off, beat that!

I had a veruca once.

[Xenophon]

I've never had a broken bone!! I've had a bent one, but never a broken one.

[rootsnall]

Nose every week or so playing rugby, ankle playing football, toes playing cricket. Never felt better since I packed it all in and got fat and fit.

Forgot ribs playing rugby, defo the most painful, my career didn't last long after that.

[FiveTimes]

cracked rib,

broken big toe left foot.

Broken middle toes left foot, broken little toe left foot.

Dislocated middle finger left hand

all down to martial arts.

[Bear]

Broke a toe (opposite foot) falling down the stairs when in plaster cast for the above. - Basically I used my crutches to come down the stairs but they acted as a pivot so I went from the top stair to the bottom in one go. Hit the wall and landed like sack of tulip.

I'm sorry but

Thats the funniest!!

[chef]

well,

-doctors broke and reset my legs in 4 seperate places shortly after birth
-broke my finger chasing a girl into the toilets in junior school, the witch slammed the door shut
-cut off my middle finger after trying to sit on a concrete garden ornamental toadstool, the top came off, i tried to catch it, an 8 yr old doesnt have much chance with a 1.5mx0.5m toadstool shaped block of concrete, luckily some micro-surgeon was visiting the town i lived in for a conference, was woken up and sowed it back on, now fully working and everything
-cracked my skull on a metal post, there were 2 posts shaped like pq placed there to slow cyclists down, being 10 I simply ducked my head below the handlebars and zoomed underneath, until i didnt duck enough one day
-cracked a rib with my own fist last year while snowboarding, it was a white out and I was on a black run, the day after i misjudged a turn and gave myself concussion.. eventful trip
-cracked another rib unknowingly 2 years ago which resulted in my lung being punctured and thus re-inflated twice, I still walked the 2 miles to work though using 1 lung, i thought i had a cold coming and thats why i was out of breath

i think thats about it i think, 9 breaks.. do i win?

[tay]

When I broke my leg it was during a rugby game... I was gang tackled and twisted it a bit. It hurt a wee bit. I had hairline fractred the fibia. But I had a date that night and you are supposed to walk off injuries.. so I got up and put my wieght on it to see if I could carry on....

...of course as I had hairline fractured the Fibia.. and then I put my weight on it... I promptly sunk 2 inches.. compound fracturing both tibia and fibia and they both went in opposite directions and blood pissed everywhere as a the bone came out fo my leg front and back... ended up in a toe to groin cast for 5 months.

You cant walk off a broken leg is the lesson I learnt...