Who's had the most broken bones on this site?

[TimberWolf]

I once banged my shin bone (tibia) when my foot slipped getting out of the pool. Judging from the sound I thought this could be bad news, but all I got was a lump. I showed the doc who said it would be fine, but the lump got bigger and more painful, so I stuck a needle in it. I had an impressive geyser of clear liquid and that more or less sorted it.

[cailin maith]

I once banged my shin bone (tibia) when my foot slipped getting out of the pool. Judging from the sound I thought this could be bad news, but all I got was a lump. I showed the doc who said it would be fine, but the lump got bigger and more painful, so I stuck a needle in it. I had an impressive geyser of clear liquid and that more or less sorted it.

[TimberWolf]

Other DIY jobs include removing a couple of moles with a wire cutter (sharp pliers). This works a treat.