LOTR CUK remake

[EternalOptimist]

I have just heard that The lord of the rings is going to be redone using the CUK congregation as the cast.

I am putting myself forward as Gimli, because I am strong, not the tallest, married to a bird with a beard and by a strange twist of fate, have a father called Gloin.

Who would you like to be in the new blockbuster, 'Lord of The Rings the strange fellowship'

[PAH]

Never watched them. So I'll be the guy that goes into Blockbusters and chucks it over my shoulder muttering "salty".

[oracleslave]

I consider my ring precious but I just don't think my feet are hairy enough to participate

[Jog On]

As a Horde aligned WoW player I'd be a baddy - but a good looking one, not one of those orcs - uch!

[EternalOptimist]

Are there any Giant Alien Lizards in LOTR?

More to the point, is the War Criminal in it?

You can be the screenwiter

Scene 14 - a flabby, old and bald JTK slithers around the rock making strange gutteral noises 'gollum gollumn' and looking for diamonds for his bazooka. Meanwhile the statuesque, rather good looking zeit-agorn smooths his handsome crest, leaps over the rock and grabs the hapless war crimminal by the neck ....

[James Tiberius Kirk]

You can be the screenwiter

Scene 14 - a flabby, old and bald JTK slithers around the rock making strange gutteral noises 'gollum gollumn' and looking for diamonds for his bazooka. Meanwhile the statuesque, rather good looking zeit-agorn smooths his handsome crest, leaps over the rock and grabs the hapless war crimminal by the neck ....

No one would buy it as a storyline ...

[James Tiberius Kirk]

Oh no they wouldn't <pantomine mode on>

[cailin maith]

Are there any Giant Alien Lizards in LOTR?

More to the point, is the War Criminal in it?

I think you'd make a very pretty Orc

[KathyWoolfe]

I'll vote for CM as Arwen (who gets the hunky Aragorn at the end)

[BA to the Stars]

You can be the screenwiter

Scene 14 - a flabby, old and bald JTK slithers around the rock making strange gutteral noises 'gollum gollumn' and looking for diamonds for his bazooka. Meanwhile the statuesque, rather good looking zeit-agorn smooths his handsome crest, leaps over the rock and grabs the hapless war crimminal by the neck ....

Sounds illogical