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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Charmer
    As always. Have a good evening all.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
    More like a corker
    Charmer

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Thanks KW - although I'd be an Orc if I got to snog that fella ....
    More like a corker

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    I'll vote for CM as Arwen (who gets the hunky Aragorn at the end)
    Thanks KW - although I'd be an Orc if I got to snog that fella ....

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    You can be the screenwiter

    Scene 14 - a flabby, old and bald JTK slithers around the rock making strange gutteral noises 'gollum gollumn' and looking for diamonds for his bazooka. Meanwhile the statuesque, rather good looking zeit-agorn smooths his handsome crest, leaps over the rock and grabs the hapless war crimminal by the neck ....






    Sounds illogical

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    I'll vote for CM as Arwen (who gets the hunky Aragorn at the end)

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Are there any Giant Alien Lizards in LOTR?

    More to the point, is the War Criminal in it?
    I think you'd make a very pretty Orc

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  • James Tiberius Kirk
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    Oh no they wouldn't <pantomine mode on>

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  • James Tiberius Kirk
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    You can be the screenwiter

    Scene 14 - a flabby, old and bald JTK slithers around the rock making strange gutteral noises 'gollum gollumn' and looking for diamonds for his bazooka. Meanwhile the statuesque, rather good looking zeit-agorn smooths his handsome crest, leaps over the rock and grabs the hapless war crimminal by the neck ....

    No one would buy it as a storyline ...

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Are there any Giant Alien Lizards in LOTR?

    More to the point, is the War Criminal in it?
    You can be the screenwiter

    Scene 14 - a flabby, old and bald JTK slithers around the rock making strange gutteral noises 'gollum gollumn' and looking for diamonds for his bazooka. Meanwhile the statuesque, rather good looking zeit-agorn smooths his handsome crest, leaps over the rock and grabs the hapless war crimminal by the neck ....






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  • Jog On
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    As a Horde aligned WoW player I'd be a baddy - but a good looking one, not one of those orcs - uch!

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  • oracleslave
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    I consider my ring precious but I just don't think my feet are hairy enough to participate

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  • PAH
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    Never watched them. So I'll be the guy that goes into Blockbusters and chucks it over my shoulder muttering "salty".

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic LOTR CUK remake

    LOTR CUK remake

    I have just heard that The lord of the rings is going to be redone using the CUK congregation as the cast.

    I am putting myself forward as Gimli, because I am strong, not the tallest, married to a bird with a beard and by a strange twist of fate, have a father called Gloin.

    Who would you like to be in the new blockbuster, 'Lord of The Rings the strange fellowship'





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