Originally posted by Francko
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Originally posted by Francko View PostI am about to write a script for a romantic movie about two guys, sasguru and lucy. One is a middle manager with a cushy job which allows him to write more than 10000 posts on a forum and the other is a psychotic lunatic hippy who goes to public protests against Tibet and similar. The two meet up and after a long troubled relationship they finally marry and live happily for the rest of their lives.
If you base it on Fight Club with Sasguru as Ed Norton and Lucy as Brad Pitt, you'll be closer to the truth.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Wow! I've never really won a competition before. Especially against such stiff competition.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostPondlife loves 'Titanic' and is therefore crowned CUK Gay of the Day!
Congrats.

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Lucky you didn't say my head. I would have blown it off with a shotgun.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostIf that happens I'll eat my own head.Hard Brexit now!
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Ray Harryhausen stole all that he knew from Aardman animation after seeing an early episode of Morph on Take Heart. Tony Heart in turn stole all his ideas from Rolf Harris.Originally posted by sasguru View PostJason and the Argonauts is a Greek rip off of Noah and the Ark.
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Or is it the other way round?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I'd delete that if I was you. Better to be on the safe side considering some of the strange couplings you see out and about.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostIf that happens I'll eat my own head.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Well the fifth is a major change in the R history. Going from rich to poor, from glory to dawn, etc. I think it was still quite an interesting idea. The reason why the show was poor is because of Stallone getting involved too much in the script. He's not a director or a writer. He had the bright idea and inspiration for the first and the second, fair enough but he had to accept that he's not a professional writer and should have handled the script and direction to somebody else for 3-4-5. However, in the last one, I think that he put quite a lot of personal thoughts and it actually turned out to be quite emotionally involving and indeed quite original in my opinion.Originally posted by PAH View PostMaybe I was expecting too much. As a fan of the first four Rocky films I thought I was on Stallone's wavelength in regards the fifth.
Seeing him all haggard and showing his age reminded me of pensioner bashing. Not many positives in that!I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Originally posted by Francko View Post...it actually turned out to be quite emotionally involving and indeed quite original in my opinion.
Hard Brexit now!
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Ok then I'll add a variation. Sasguru is an arm dealer selling guns to China troops, Lucy is fighting actively against the troops. They meet in Tibet, Lucy make him initially feel guilty of this traffic but when she discovers his bank account she marries him and they live happy thereafter selling arms to many other countries.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThat is a clear rip off of "When Harry met Sally"I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Yes, that would be the only way I could have an orgasm with you in the room.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThat is a clear rip off of "When Harry met Sally"Comment
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