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    #11
    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    saddo needs to get some new lines installed.

    Any suggestions?
    Psycho nutter alert ?
    Get your restraining order now.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      Originally posted by b0redom View Post
      She is now sporting a Tiffany white platinum diamond engagement ring...
      Isn't all platinum white/silvery?
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #13
        Originally posted by Lucy View Post
        saddo needs to get some new lines installed.

        Any suggestions?
        psycho crazy insane mental freak nuts psychotic psychopath lunatic nutter sick stalker loco loser maniac weird weirdo angry awesome evil loony mad postal whacko bipolar bonkers crazy creep hyper loner nut screwy spaz stupid berserk bunny bunny boiler cracked crazed demented desperate flipped-out

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          #14
          Is there ANY chance he hasn't had a threesome with the sisters yet?

          Lucky specky gimp.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Lucy View Post


            Prawny you are the funniest person here.
            and you're the strangest.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Lucy View Post


              Prawny you are the funniest person here.
              Agreed

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                #17
                Separated at birth?

                Lembit - http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/mpdb/img/41005.jpg

                Garth - http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by moorfield View Post
                  http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle3794963.ece

                  Can the ladies (and the gents if that way disposed) on here please explain the attraction ?? All I can think is that he must be incredibly long or wide or both (lucky Gabriela if so).
                  He drives a Vauxhall Cavalier (not an A3) with 350,000 on the clock.

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                    #19
                    Is a Cheeky girl such a fantastic catch? A thin version of Ruby Wax with the mind of a child and the annoyance level of Mr Blobby. How did he do it?
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #20
                      They were on Mr & Mrs the other night, she seemed okay, very bubbly. Her mother was there too though, so I pity him in 10 or so years when she stops being so girlie.

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