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    #21
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    They were on Mr & Mrs the other night, she seemed okay, very bubbly. Her mother was there too though, so I pity him in 10 or so years when she stops being so girlie.
    When asked what she would do if the earth was about to be destroyed by an asteroid impact year reply was:

    "get my private pilot's license"

    Bizarre answer.

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      #22
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      They were on Mr & Mrs the other night, she seemed okay, very bubbly. Her mother was there too though, so I pity him in 10 or so years when she stops being so girlie.
      And looks like her mother.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #23
        Originally posted by Archangel View Post
        When asked what she would do if the earth was about to be destroyed by an asteroid impact year reply was:

        "get my private pilot's license"

        Bizarre answer.
        What's wrong with that, wait until just before impact, take off, fly above the clouds for a while and land safe and sound an hour or so later, when all the fuss has died down. Sounds like a plan!
        The vegetarian option.

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          #24
          Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
          What's wrong with that, wait until just before impact, take off, fly above the clouds for a while and land safe and sound an hour or so later, when all the fuss has died down. Sounds like a plan!
          WHS

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            #25
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Is a Cheeky girl such a fantastic catch? A thin version of Ruby Wax with the mind of a child and the annoyance level of Mr Blobby. How did he do it?
            My sentiments exactly. He could easily find a far more attractive woman in a country like Russia, if looks were the only motivation in his decision. Money is certainly her primary motivation, if he were someone working at McDonalds we would not be having this discussion.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
              My sentiments exactly. He could easily find a far more attractive woman in a country like Russia, if looks were the only motivation in his decision. Money is certainly her primary motivation, if he were someone working at McDonalds we would not be having this discussion.
              You may be onto something...from wikipedia (so it must be true)

              "On 4 August 2006 London newspaper the Evening Standard reported that the Cheeky Girls were already "at rock bottom" and facing bankruptcy action in court due to the fact they had not been paid by their now defunct record company Telstar Records. The article said that the girls owed £4,500 in unpaid taxes, along with other bills due, and that Telstar owes them £2.2 million.[2]
              Later it was reported that they owed £130000 in total."

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                #27
                http://www.freewebs.com/yoursong/Cheeky_Girls.jpg (NSFW)
                (Contains camel-toe)

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                  What's wrong with that, wait until just before impact, take off, fly above the clouds for a while and land safe and sound an hour or so later, when all the fuss has died down. Sounds like a plan!
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  WHS
                  I think your little plane might be a touch affected by the shock wave of a giant asteroid hitting the earth...
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                    I think your little plane might be a touch affected by the shock wave of a giant asteroid hitting the earth...
                    At least we'd have another moon - probably.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                      I think your little plane might be a touch affected by the shock wave of a giant asteroid hitting the earth...
                      True. I can follow her logic though......

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