Reply to: Lembit Opik

[Lucy]

http://www.freewebs.com/yoursong/Cheeky_Girls.jpg (NSFW)
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Class!

[oracleslave]

I think your little plane might be a touch affected by the shock wave of a giant asteroid hitting the earth...

True. I can follow her logic though......

[Churchill]

I think your little plane might be a touch affected by the shock wave of a giant asteroid hitting the earth...

At least we'd have another moon - probably.

[Moscow Mule]

What's wrong with that, wait until just before impact, take off, fly above the clouds for a while and land safe and sound an hour or so later, when all the fuss has died down. Sounds like a plan!

WHS

I think your little plane might be a touch affected by the shock wave of a giant asteroid hitting the earth...

[TimberWolf]

http://www.freewebs.com/yoursong/Cheeky_Girls.jpg (NSFW)
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[oracleslave]

My sentiments exactly. He could easily find a far more attractive woman in a country like Russia, if looks were the only motivation in his decision. Money is certainly her primary motivation, if he were someone working at McDonalds we would not be having this discussion.

You may be onto something...from wikipedia (so it must be true)

"On 4 August 2006 London newspaper the Evening Standard reported that the Cheeky Girls were already "at rock bottom" and facing bankruptcy action in court due to the fact they had not been paid by their now defunct record company Telstar Records. The article said that the girls owed £4,500 in unpaid taxes, along with other bills due, and that Telstar owes them £2.2 million.[2]
Later it was reported that they owed £130000 in total."

[Charles Foster Kane]

Is a Cheeky girl such a fantastic catch? A thin version of Ruby Wax with the mind of a child and the annoyance level of Mr Blobby. How did he do it?

My sentiments exactly. He could easily find a far more attractive woman in a country like Russia, if looks were the only motivation in his decision. Money is certainly her primary motivation, if he were someone working at McDonalds we would not be having this discussion.

[oracleslave]

What's wrong with that, wait until just before impact, take off, fly above the clouds for a while and land safe and sound an hour or so later, when all the fuss has died down. Sounds like a plan!

WHS

[wobbegong]

When asked what she would do if the earth was about to be destroyed by an asteroid impact year reply was:

"get my private pilot's license"

Bizarre answer.

What's wrong with that, wait until just before impact, take off, fly above the clouds for a while and land safe and sound an hour or so later, when all the fuss has died down. Sounds like a plan!

[SueEllen]

They were on Mr & Mrs the other night, she seemed okay, very bubbly. Her mother was there too though, so I pity him in 10 or so years when she stops being so girlie.

And looks like her mother.

[Archangel]

They were on Mr & Mrs the other night, she seemed okay, very bubbly. Her mother was there too though, so I pity him in 10 or so years when she stops being so girlie.

When asked what she would do if the earth was about to be destroyed by an asteroid impact year reply was:

"get my private pilot's license"

Bizarre answer.

[TimberWolf]

They were on Mr & Mrs the other night, she seemed okay, very bubbly. Her mother was there too though, so I pity him in 10 or so years when she stops being so girlie.

[Bagpuss]

Is a Cheeky girl such a fantastic catch? A thin version of Ruby Wax with the mind of a child and the annoyance level of Mr Blobby. How did he do it?

[Archangel]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle3794963.ece

Can the ladies (and the gents if that way disposed) on here please explain the attraction ?? All I can think is that he must be incredibly long or wide or both (lucky Gabriela if so).

He drives a Vauxhall Cavalier (not an A3) with 350,000 on the clock.

[Chugnut]

Separated at birth?

Lembit - http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/mpdb/img/41005.jpg

Garth - http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg