Prescott has bulimia - shame he didn't have the balls to admit it earlier

[smiff]

I really can't believe how anyone can express sympathy for that self seeking c*. I hope he explodes.

That reminds me, must watch The Meaning Of Life again. Prezza IS Mr. Creosote.

[xoggoth]

The bloke was useless. The only reason he remained in govt was that he was a handy go between between Bliar and old guard Labour. He was a Labour party apparatchnik disguised as a minister who was vastly overpaid from taxpayer's money.

[Marina]

and I bet he's still in his cushy flat over Admiralty Arch to this day

[hyperD]

The bloke was useless. The only reason he remained in govt was that he was a handy go between between Bliar and old guard Labour. He was a Labour party apparatchnik disguised as a minister who was vastly overpaid from taxpayer's money.

Indeed, a former waiter on a ferry who spent a lifetime sneering at anyone that made something of themselves, only to proclaim "I'm alright, I've got the foreman's job" and then stick his fat, overweight snout in the public taxpayer's trough, gorging and slurping and lapping and snorting while sticking his chipolata into anyone apart from his wife.

He was so incompetent that his regional assemblies and transport policies were a sham and a vaste and obvious waste of our money; his quasi-verbosity was the epitomy and ultimate revelation of how deep his ignorance ran.

It's no wonder that most of the opposition in the House of Lords used to jeer "Another G&T Giovanni" whenever Jabba used to break the vacuum and haul himself off his sweaty leather seat to spew forth his ill-educated meaningless patois.

The man with so little courage and so little class and education, that he could only display his pugilistic side when someone threw an egg at him during the 2001 election.

Prescott couldn't even get bulimia right: he forgot the purging stage which is part of the full cycle "ritual".

He's not a bulimic - he's a diabetic, overweight, glutonous pig with a book coming out which conveniently distracts the public from the 10p tax debacle.

He's just a misogynistic, adulterous, arrogant, council tax avoiding, self-centred buffoon with delusions of adequacy.

In a perfect world, no-one would buy his book and it would only be available in car boot sales for 5 for 50p.

[Xenophon]

Helluva post, hyperD. Loving the vocabulary. My personal favourite line:

'...gorging and slurping and lapping and snorting while sticking his chipolata into anyone apart from his wife.'

[bogeyman]

Bravo hyperD

[hyperD]

Thank you kindly sirs!