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Being a Carnivore
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Ok, enough already.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI've never had constipation, but then again I exercise so maybe I escape a lot of problems some people get.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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But you are a wolf, evolution has dealt you a good hand in the "eating lots of meat" department.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostMy diet is high on meat and very low in vegetables and I don't get any kind of toilet problems alluded to by many of the comments above. HTH."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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True, I am good at digesting meat, just like the rest of you. What we are bad at digesting is fibre (probably cellulose), hence it passes out at the other end, after friendly bacteria have had a go at it, together with the greenhouse gases they produce. Brussels sprouts and cabbage anyone?Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostBut you are a wolf, evolution has dealt you a good hand in the "eating lots of meat" department.Comment
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ENOUGH!Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostTrue, I am good at digesting meat, just like the rest of you. What we are bad at digesting is fibre (probably cellulose), hence it passes out at the other end, after friendly bacteria have had a go at it, together with the greenhouse gases they produce. Brussels sprouts and cabbage anyone?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I use 'eco-pipes' which are environmentally-friendly pipe-cleaners. They have CO2 absorbant properties, and designed to be reusable. They can then be used to clean your grandads pipe as wellOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostTrue, I am good at digesting meat, just like the rest of you. What we are bad at digesting is fibre (probably cellulose), hence it passes out at the other end, after friendly bacteria have had a go at it, together with the greenhouse gases they produce. Brussels sprouts and cabbage anyone?
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Two dietary case studies.
1) Meat eater: I sometimes run for two or three days with my cattle, and I have to protect them from lions. I miss meat and blood very much. Not vegetables because they are food for a woman.
2) Vegetarian: I felt so extraordinarily sleepy that I could barely stagger to the local organic supermarket to buy my vegetables. Why, I wondered, did my friends who lived on pizza, pasta and hamburgers look so much healthier than me?Comment
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3)Breatharian:I dont need food, I can live on fresh airOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostTwo dietary case studies.
1) Meat eater: I sometimes run for two or three days with my cattle, and I have to protect them from lions. I miss meat and blood very much. Not vegetables because they are food for a woman.
2) Vegetarian: I felt so extraordinarily sleepy that I could barely stagger to the local organic supermarket to buy my vegetables. Why, I wondered, did my friends who lived on pizza, pasta and hamburgers look so much healthier than me?
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I hereby declare this "CUK Toilet Habits Monday". Please give details of frequency, consistency, quality etc.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostENOUGH!
Well if we can have CUK Man Love Friday ...Hard Brexit now!
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GAH!Originally posted by sasguru View PostI hereby declare this "CUK Toilet Habits Monday". Please give details of frequency, consistency, quality etc.
Well if we can have CUK Man Love Friday ...
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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