Originally posted by Marina
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostWe generally assume "women" that post on here are blokes until we get proof!!! Sorry!!!
now if atw claimed to be a woman, I would have believed him/her.Comment
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Great story EO and I liked it.
Several of my friends do re-enactment and listening to their stories is a source of much amusement. (They do full-contact, as opposed to just poncing around looking good)
They are completely obsessed with learning their craft though, and they do practice for hours every week on weapon drills, mock fighting, etc.
So compared to a Hell's Angel who basically only knows how to hold and stab with a knife, and a re-enactment nutter who knows all 17 styles of Rigaletti (or whatever it is called) with a rapier, I know where my money will go.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostGreat story EO and I liked it.
Several of my friends do re-enactment and listening to their stories is a source of much amusement. (They do full-contact, as opposed to just poncing around looking good)
They are completely obsessed with learning their craft though, and they do practice for hours every week on weapon drills, mock fighting, etc.
So compared to a Hell's Angel who basically only knows how to hold and stab with a knife, and a re-enactment nutter who knows all 17 styles of Rigaletti (or whatever it is called) with a rapier, I know where my money will go.
We were up against the luncefords, placed well away from the crowd, so the punters wouldn't get upset by the blood and snot. The Luncefords always wore pure white lambskin jerkins which really made them stand out, and I admit they looked good. They outnumbered us two to one so we changed from pikes to muskets, and I was kneeling in the front rank. We loaded and got the order to give fire, so we touched the fuse into the touch holes and BANG, very spectacular, clouds of blue smoke rolled towards the Luncefords.
The guy standing directly behind me had a hang-fire, thats where the powder burns slow through the touch hole. The musket is going to go off, but noone knows when. So he lowers the barrel to check the pan and , bang, I got it right in the back of the neck.
I woke up five minutes later with no skin on my neck, and my ears rang like I been put in a biscuit tin with two skeletons having a w@nk.
Funny enough we did better in the pike push with less men, because no one wants a red hot musket barrel pressed against their face. After they cooled down we got creamed though. Oh to be young again
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postespecially the logical ones...
now if atw claimed to be a woman, I would have believed him/her."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostAll the same, I would want to see norks!!!
I think we need a nork investigation squad...Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOf course FG posts links to Norks every day - how do we know that the norks belong to that person?
I think we need a nork investigation squad...
I could be Jack Strycker, Chief Inspector, Nork Squad...oh what fun I could have!!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostAnyways, we were sitting around the campfire one night, near Otterspool,
I used to frequent the Hare & Hounds in the mid eighties, great place.Comment
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Originally posted by Marina View PostHow would you suggest I do that here, even assuming I cared the slightest whether anyone believes it or not?
Put a bag over your head to remain anonymous and if/or you are a munter.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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