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Well I couldn't possibly think of a witty repost to that - so I'll say nout.Originally posted by daviejones View PostThat's ok, he is a certifiable dick!!
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I have no idea what anyone is on about actually. It's like Bedlam.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthink she's on about cars

You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I *beg* your pardon! We women who post here aren't all Bavarian farmers' wives you know.Originally posted by daviejones View PostThat's ok, he is a certifiable dick!!
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We generally assume "women" that post on here are blokes until we get proof!!! Sorry!!!Originally posted by Marina View PostI *beg* your pardon! We women who post here aren't all Bavarian farmers' wives you know.
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by HRH View PostI boughtsome Rothmans Super Kings out in LA and they are certified grow up cigarettes.
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Shame, I know some quite fit Bavarian farmers wives. There's a series of German smut (as in Carry on style but a bit ruder) which center around farmers from that area, such as Pudelnacht in Oberbayern, classic.Originally posted by Marina View PostI *beg* your pardon! We women who post here aren't all Bavarian farmers' wives you know.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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... released in '69. Perfect timing.Originally posted by darmstadt View Postsuch as Pudelnacht in Oberbayern, classic.
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Prove it....Originally posted by Marina View PostI *beg* your pardon! We women who post here aren't all Bavarian farmers' wives you know.
Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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How would you suggest I do that here, even assuming I cared the slightest whether anyone believes it or not?Originally posted by shelby68 View PostProve it....Comment
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