New Skin

[WageSlave]

Basically the guy has a bonfire going all day, from dawn to dusk, every single day.

Give the Vice Squad a call. Sounds like he's got one helluva lot of 70s porn to burn.

[Lucifer Box]

Well done, chaps. An oasis of good humour!

[The Lone Gunman]

Alternatively, it could be his missus... has she gone missing recently?

Surely if one was disposing of a body one would follow Bricktops advice? Besides, they would be able to smell BarBQ, oh silly me, you giant lizards dont understand smell do you.