Welcome the newest member to the Audi A3 club!

[PAH]

Just been onto IMDB and got a notification at the top of the screen saying as I was visitor 999.999, I've been selected to win an Audi A3.

Filled in the contact details, so all I need to do now is sit back and wait for my bird pulling magnet to arrive.

Just off to give Durex a ring to fit a condom machine in my en-suite...

[KathyWoolfe]

Just been onto IMDB and got a notification at the top of the screen saying as I was visitor 999.999, I've been selected to win an Audi A3.

Filled in the contact details, so all I need to do now is sit back and wait for my bird pulling magnet to arrive.

Just off to give Durex a ring to fit a condom machine in my en-suite...

That's funny, I got the exact same message when I logged onto that site.......

[Xenophon]

Just been onto IMDB and got a notification at the top of the screen saying as I was visitor 999.999, I've been selected to win an Audi A3.

Filled in the contact details, so all I need to do now is sit back and wait for my bird pulling magnet to arrive.

Just off to give Durex a ring to fit a condom machine in my en-suite...

Grats, PAH.

[Xenophon]

That's funny, I got the exact same message when I logged onto that site.......

Grats, KW.

[PAH]

That's funny, I got the exact same message when I logged onto that site.......

Ooops, maybe it was your broadband I've been piggy backing. I'll let you go on top next time.

[miffy]

Just been onto IMDB and got a notification at the top of the screen saying as I was visitor 999.999, I've been selected to win an Audi A3.

Filled in the contact details, so all I need to do now is sit back and wait for my bird pulling magnet to arrive.

Just off to give Durex a ring to fit a condom machine in my en-suite...

It must be 2uk's broadband you're piggy backing on.

Looks like the phorm targeted AD systems are working!

[PAH]

Looks like the phorm targeted AD systems are working!

Dammit, the deodorant must have worn off.

[WotNxt]

I can top that!

I got a text message saying I have won a brand new BMW 5 Series and £750000.

[PAH]

I can top that!

I got a text message saying I have won a brand new BMW 5 Series and £750000.

I wondered where my mobile had gone. Can you forward me the photos of the naked women I've got on there, you can keep the phone.

[WotNxt]

I wondered where my mobile had gone. Can you forward me the photos of the naked women I've got on there, you can keep the phone.

Yeah, what's your new number ... ?