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Previously on "Welcome the newest member to the Audi A3 club!"

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by WotNxt View Post
    Yeah, what's your new number ... ?

    07770 774 914

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  • WotNxt
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    I wondered where my mobile had gone. Can you forward me the photos of the naked women I've got on there, you can keep the phone.
    Yeah, what's your new number ... ?

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by WotNxt View Post
    I can top that!

    I got a text message saying I have won a brand new BMW 5 Series and £750000.

    I wondered where my mobile had gone. Can you forward me the photos of the naked women I've got on there, you can keep the phone.

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  • WotNxt
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    I can top that!

    I got a text message saying I have won a brand new BMW 5 Series and £750000.

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by miffy View Post
    Looks like the phorm targeted AD systems are working!

    Dammit, the deodorant must have worn off.

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  • miffy
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Just been onto IMDB and got a notification at the top of the screen saying as I was visitor 999.999, I've been selected to win an Audi A3.

    Filled in the contact details, so all I need to do now is sit back and wait for my bird pulling magnet to arrive.

    Just off to give Durex a ring to fit a condom machine in my en-suite...


    It must be 2uk's broadband you're piggy backing on.

    Looks like the phorm targeted AD systems are working!

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    That's funny, I got the exact same message when I logged onto that site.......

    Ooops, maybe it was your broadband I've been piggy backing. I'll let you go on top next time.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    That's funny, I got the exact same message when I logged onto that site.......
    Grats, KW.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Just been onto IMDB and got a notification at the top of the screen saying as I was visitor 999.999, I've been selected to win an Audi A3.

    Filled in the contact details, so all I need to do now is sit back and wait for my bird pulling magnet to arrive.

    Just off to give Durex a ring to fit a condom machine in my en-suite...
    Grats, PAH.

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Just been onto IMDB and got a notification at the top of the screen saying as I was visitor 999.999, I've been selected to win an Audi A3.

    Filled in the contact details, so all I need to do now is sit back and wait for my bird pulling magnet to arrive.

    Just off to give Durex a ring to fit a condom machine in my en-suite...
    That's funny, I got the exact same message when I logged onto that site.......

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  • PAH
    started a topic Welcome the newest member to the Audi A3 club!

    Welcome the newest member to the Audi A3 club!

    Just been onto IMDB and got a notification at the top of the screen saying as I was visitor 999.999, I've been selected to win an Audi A3.

    Filled in the contact details, so all I need to do now is sit back and wait for my bird pulling magnet to arrive.

    Just off to give Durex a ring to fit a condom machine in my en-suite...

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