Rate your Cooking Expertise

[DiscoStu]

Little Chef

noddy

[chef]

I have actually considered a career in cooking as I clearly have a lot of talent in this arena. I once cooked for a few girls I know and they told me honestly that the meal I cooked (steak and chips) was the best they had ever eaten and one had eaten at the fat duck on many occasions. If I could simply open my own restaurant straight away and not have to work my way up in crappy kitchens for 10 years working awful hours Im pretty confident I would have a restaurant of michelan star standard.

you mean you did the ramsay cookalong evening and no one threw up

[chef]

I have actually considered a career in cooking as I clearly have a lot of talent in this arena. I once cooked for a few girls I know and they told me honestly that the meal I cooked (steak and chips) was the best they had ever eaten and one had eaten at the fat duck on many occasions. If I could simply open my own restaurant straight away and not have to work my way up in crappy kitchens for 10 years working awful hours Im pretty confident I would have a restaurant of michelan star standard.

michelin

Fleetwood would have had a field day with you

[bogeyman]

I have actually considered a career in cooking as I clearly have a lot of talent in this arena. I once cooked for a few girls I know and they told me honestly that the meal I cooked (steak and chips) was the best they had ever eaten and one had eaten at the fat duck on many occasions. If I could simply open my own restaurant straight away and not have to work my way up in crappy kitchens for 10 years working awful hours Im pretty confident I would have a restaurant of michelan star standard.

This is not bad trolling as it goes, but definitely not top-drawer trolling.

[bogeyman]

michelin

Fleetwood would have had a field day with you

Ah Fleety bless him.

Never one English word where three or four French ones would do.

I miss the old pedant.

[Andy2]

I can boil water

does that count ?

[Jog On]

I have actually considered a career in cooking as I clearly have a lot of talent in this arena. I once cooked for a few girls I know and they told me honestly that the meal I cooked (steak and chips) was the best they had ever eaten and one had eaten at the fat duck on many occasions. If I could simply open my own restaurant straight away and not have to work my way up in crappy kitchens for 10 years working awful hours Im pretty confident I would have a restaurant of michelan star standard.

Surely you can ask one of your Sunday Times rich list mates for a bunk up no?

Then you'd have a place where your gangster mates can congregate and all pretend you're in the Sopranos or Goodfellas.

Beats the hell out of contracting

[realityhack]

<snip>

What a muppet.

[bogeyman]

Then you'd have a place where your gangster mates can congregate and all pretend you're in the Sopranos or Goodfellas.

[translation courtesy of your local council's minority integration task force (good value for money I say)]

Den you'd haz a place where your gangsta bluds and bros can chill an $hit like youz in teh Sopranos an all doze Goodfellas bluds - wikked init. Luvin it.