Weekend

[Sockpuppet]

That wouldn't be long distance clara would it?

I have no idea what you mean. Must be before my time.

[miffy]

I have no idea what you mean. Must be before my time.

I knew you'd say that!

She was a lorry driver in pidgeon street. Linky

The only reason I remember that is because I was working at Selfridges once and there was a girl there (a PM) that looked just like her!

[Sockpuppet]

Ha Ha. I remember pigeon street.

You'll all be happy to know that my run of unsuccessful "dates" continued last night.

Not that I expected anything different I mean 7 years age gap ain't exactly small. Though she was by far the nicest person that I've met on a date in the last few years but possibly looking for something more that this Sockpuppet can offer.

I did however get to the root causes of my singleness. Bad hearing. I have shocking hearing. Makes communication in a busy place a little hard. Maybe this is genetics in action. People with bad hearing don't reproduce. Its like modern day survival of the fittest. In 100 years we're going to be a race of people who can hear a mouse fart from 20 miles.

Although she did get asked for ID when buying a drink in the bar which I thought was funny. Not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing, though for a 32 year old she's looked after herself.

[BlasterBates]

"Dates" never work...wrong strategy Sockpuppet.

This afternoon off to work on our "Everly Brother" harmonies.

[Sockpuppet]

"Dates" never work...wrong strategy Sockpuppet.

This afternoon off to work on our "Everly Brother" harmonies.

Well yes, I must admit going on a date is a bit like someone shouting "dance monkey boy dance". However its all I got. I sure as hell ain't going to meet someone at work.

I had to google the Everly Brothers to see who they were, actually I went to the urban dictionary first. I think that is the effect CUK has on people.

[cailin maith]

Ha Ha. I remember pigeon street.

You'll all be happy to know that my run of unsuccessful "dates" continued last night.

Not that I expected anything different I mean 7 years age gap ain't exactly small. Though she was by far the nicest person that I've met on a date in the last few years but possibly looking for something more that this Sockpuppet can offer.

I did however get to the root causes of my singleness. Bad hearing. I have shocking hearing. Makes communication in a busy place a little hard. Maybe this is genetics in action. People with bad hearing don't reproduce. Its like modern day survival of the fittest. In 100 years we're going to be a race of people who can hear a mouse fart from 20 miles.

Although she did get asked for ID when buying a drink in the bar which I thought was funny. Not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing, though for a 32 year old she's looked after herself.

32 SP??? - she's even older than me... Good being asked for id though, I bet she was well chuffed.

You will be grand luvvie - try not to second guess what women want..... sometimes a bit of taking it easy is what they want too -

[BlasterBates]

Well yes, I must admit going on a date is a bit like someone shouting "dance monkey boy dance". However its all I got. I sure as hell ain't going to meet someone at work.

I had to google the Everly Brothers to see who they were, actually I went to the urban dictionary first. I think that is the effect CUK has on people.

Hope you found the info. you know..."Dream dream dream"

We´ve also arranged some Buddy Holly, Byrds eg. "Turn turn Turn"

All this close harmony stuff.

I get off on close harmonies.

[Sockpuppet]

32 SP??? - she's even older than me... Good being asked for id though, I bet she was well chuffed.

You will be grand luvvie - try not to second guess what women want..... sometimes a bit of taking it easy is what they want too -

Nope. It clearly states in the bloke manual "The way tulip works: 2008 edition" that all women over 30 want kids. End of.

[cailin maith]

Nope. It clearly states in the bloke manual "The way tulip works: 2008 edition" that all women over 30 want kids. End of.

Bollocks SP and you know it.... I know loads of women in their 30's who'd rather have an eye poked out than have kids...

[Sockpuppet]

Bollocks SP and you know it.... I know loads of women in their 30's who'd rather have an eye poked out than have kids...

You mean she could be one of the women who runs her pill into the next one fairly often to save her eggs for her late thirties

Yes I know its bollocks ... I'm just taking the pee