Weekend

[Xenophon]

That would be a big ouch. I hate biters.

I love biters.

[BrilloPad]

my gf had a poor memory and lack of energy while pregnant. I used to stand by the door and shout "you are a fat ***er - and by the time you catch me you will have forgotten why you are chasing me".

and she used to find that funny...

though she has said I will die in a fireball - just not when it will be. I am sure she is just teasing...

[Sockpuppet]

my gf had a poor memory and lack of energy while pregnant. I used to stand by the door and shout "you are a fat ***er - and by the time you catch me you will have forgotten why you are chasing me".

and she used to find that funny...

I'm more disturbed that you can be outran by a pregnant woman.

I love biters.

Wierdo. Have +5 Sockpuppet Fetish points

[Xenophon]

though she has said I will die in a fireball - just not when it will be. I am sure she is just teasing...

I'd check under your car before you start the engine. Just in case.

[Xenophon]

Wierdo. Have +5 Sockpuppet Fetish points

Why thank you.

C'mon, SP. A little nibble here, a little nip there. It is ace.

Over time though your pain/pleasure threshold does change, so you demand that little bit more sharpness each time.

I had a girl in stilletos walk over the backs of my legs and ass as I lay naked face-down on the floor at a party once.

[Sockpuppet]

Why thank you.

C'mon, SP. A little nibble here, a little nip there. It is ace.

Over time though your pain/pleasure threshold does change, so you demand that little bit more sharpness each time.

I had a girl in stilletos walk over the backs of my legs and ass as I lay naked face-down on the floor at a party once.

Did she do it on purpose or had you just passed out and she was trying to get to a taxi.

I don't trust them not to sneeze. Plus the women I date who shall we say are of the more "accessible" variety if they walked over my back in stilettos it'd be like acupuncture with 1inch square needles.

[PAH]

I had a girl in stilletos walk over the backs of my legs and ass as I lay naked face-down on the floor at a party once.

Do you find you have to drink a lot more water since then, as it just seems to go straight through you?

[oracleslave]

I had a girl in stilletos walk over the backs of my legs and ass as I lay naked face-down on the floor at a party once.

Presumably she weighed less than a small hippo

[Xenophon]

Did she do it on purpose or had you just passed out and she was trying to get to a taxi.

Yeah, my mate was frothing at the mouth over her shoes and he convinced her to do it. Her boyfriend was at the same party! Hehe.

I don't trust them not to sneeze. Plus the women I date who shall we say are of the more "accessible" variety if they walked over my back in stilettos it'd be like acupuncture with 1inch square needles.

[Xenophon]

Presumably she weighed less than a small hippo

She was nice.Full chested and cracking legs. No waif though and the heels were high. Must have been 3+ years ago now, but I'd guesstimate she was about 10.5 stone.