Argh, No!

[BrilloPad]

Spooky - I may be interviewing somebody in Bradford for a permie post at 3pm this afternoon. Surely not??

question 1 - can you give an example of where you have bribed the interviewer to get the job?

[DiscoStu]

Question 2: I have a complete inability to make decisions, therefore the decision whether or not to hire you will be taken by members of the CUK forum... Is this ok?

[Xenophon]

question 1 - can you give an example of where you have bribed the interviewer to get the job?

Question 3 - If I told you I was a hapless, shambling buffoon, evidenced by my asking inane questions on a contractor message board all day, would you still respect me?

[Board Game Geek]

Another day, another post from CUK's premier hapless, shambling buffoon.

I must admit, I'm starting to wonder if this "Wilmslow" character is a male version of Bridget Jones, but with giant stained Y-fronts instead.

Oh no.

"Wilslow's Y-fronts", a sitcom coming to DAVE soon....

<canned laughter>

[BrilloPad]

question 4 - if you were in the gents and someone peed on your shoes would you

(a) thump them
(b) whine about it on some internet forum

[Board Game Geek]

(c) Run home and tell Mummy ?
(d) Tell the offender to get their coat because they've pulled ?

[Clippy]

Question 3 - If I told you I was a hapless, shambling buffoon, evidenced by my asking inane questions on a contractor message board all day, would you still respect me?

Question 4 - Assume the following situation. You live in a cul-de-sac with nightmare Eastern European neighbours who park inconsiderately by partially blocking your drive. How would you solve this so that the foreigners know who's da boss?

[Xenophon]

(e) say 'nice wanger'

[BrilloPad]

question 6 - what car do you drive?

[NickFitz]

Great attitude, bet you're going to win employee of the year!

Gave yourself away there, HRH - how could a contractor win employee of the year from a client?

HRH

is a permy

and I claim

my £5