PArking wars update....

[Clippy]

My take is that one of your other neighbors has complained about your banger. They will think that it further degrades the quality of the road as well as worsening the overal parking situation (for them, not you).

Knowing Wilmslow, he probably forgot the car was his and reported it himself!

[OwlHoot]

Find out who -then get the local mafia to sort them out...

Yes that sounds like the solution, a drive-by shooting - After bribing the neighbour's kid to leave their curtains open, just rake the whole place with machine gun fire.

edit: Hang on though, it sounds like Wilmslow has solved his vexing problem at last, by moving his car a yard down the road

[xoggoth]

Totally on your side Wilmslow. Comes a point when nobody should put up with bloody-minded tulipe neighbours.

[Bagpuss]

Having also suffered nusiance neighbours and a parking war, the best thing you can do is move. There is no end to how petty most people can get, sooner or later it will end in serious damage or violence. It's not worth the hassle and loss of QOL.

But hang on, I thought you had an offer on a house accepted? Why are you even bothering now?

[NotAllThere]

Don't let the situation gradually deteriorate, with tit-for-tat annoyances mounting up until real violence breaks out. The best solution is to go for extreme violence in the first instance.

[BrilloPad]

In Feb 2004 I helped purchase 20 bangers. they were abadoned on major routes into London during rush hour(steering lock on, oil on road). there to give support to protestors on gantrys.

find a local brakers yard, pay cash, give false name and address, wear gloves, keep the keys at a friends house. do it twice - once outside your house, once outside chavs house.

if you don't have the balls for it get HRH to do it...

[PAH]

But hang on, I thought you had an offer on a house accepted? Why are you even bothering now?

Especially when you have to declare any feuds you have with the neighbours when selling, so the new buyers know if it's a crap neighbourhood and best avoided.

[oracleslave]

so the new buyers know if it's a crap neighbourhood and best avoided.

The seller I bought from declared the neighbours dog always crapped on the front lawn. It's still a decent neighbourhood though.

[DimPrawn]

Make peace Wilmslow.

Put a flower in you hair, light up a spliff, hold up the peace sign and say to them in a hippie voice.

"Say no to parking wars man".

[Xenophon]

In Feb 2004 I helped purchase 20 bangers. they were abadoned on major routes into London during rush hour(steering lock on, oil on road). there to give support to protestors on gantrys.

find a local brakers yard, pay cash, give false name and address, wear gloves, keep the keys at a friends house. do it twice - once outside your house, once outside chavs house.

if you don't have the balls for it get HRH to do it...

So that is what happened to my motor in 2004!