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    #21
    A guy I know got kicked hard in the balls doing kick boxing, apparently the trauma brought on cancer. So far he's had 1 testicle, 2 nipples and a lung removed and no he does not smoke
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #22
      Who would win a fight between 51st State and HRH?

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        #23
        Originally posted by Jog On View Post
        That's wrong on so many levels
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        Back off he's a black belt in macrami
        Originally posted by HRH View Post
        idiots.


        Classic.

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          #24
          I did 14 months in Wakefield prison long time ago for a bit of fisty cuffs, I was young

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            #25
            Originally posted by PAH View Post
            My impression is that any mad cow would run rings around you.
            Was that a reference to any particular female on this forum?

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              #26
              Originally posted by tay View Post
              Who would win a fight between 51st State and HRH?
              Is it knives or guns?

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                #27
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post


                Classic.
                If you are that easily amused I suggest you tune into BBC's 'My Family' tonight, it will be spare trouser time at casa reality hack.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by tay View Post
                  Who would win a fight between 51st State and HRH?
                  Not sure but I want to find out. They're both from up north so it should be a goodie
                  "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Was that a reference to any particular female on this forum?
                    Only if they have the initials CJD. Cojak!?
                    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                    Feist - I Feel It All
                    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
                      I did 14 months in Wakefield prison long time ago for a bit of fisty cuffs, I was young
                      Was it a major offence or a long while ago?

                      These days most youngsters just get an asbo unless someone dies.

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