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No, but in the status obsessed culture we've created having a big job title is more important than doing any real work.Comment
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostYeah - and they try and cook sausages using large empty baked bean tins while trying to sell cheese to the french.
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I worked with an ex army guy in 1994 - always wore a bowler hat to work. bumped into him in 2003 - still wearing at.
Terribly nice chap - great since of humour. And came in handy the night someone got into a fight with a cyclist...Comment
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostHave you ever worked for the civil service?Comment
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Originally posted by moorfield View PostEx-army: I like to blow up a crisp packet and burst it behind them. Try it, works every time.Comment
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostOi! Stop picking on the Northerners!
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That bloke was posher than me!"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostEh?
That bloke was posher than me!
Clearly we need a tumbleweed smiley. This will have to do.Comment
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Originally posted by Marina View PostYou mean as an infallible method of getting a few teeth knocked out every time?It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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Led a cross-service programme for the MOD a few years back. All four services had their own abilities which kind of aligned to how they work
Army - basically a lot of small units, all trying to outdo each other. Get a team that works and they're brilliant, but don't try and get them to do anything corporate or cooperative.
Navy - Ships run because everyone -officers and ORs - have to work together. Best team players in the world, usually useless as individuals though.
RAF - it takes 400 people to put a pilot in the sky. That's all they can do, put one thing up at a time. Great people, terrible workers!
Civil Service - best spellcheckers on the planet. Don't expect them to do anything else though...
(disclaimer: personal view only. The programme was a success despite my input!)Blog? What blog...?Comment
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