Just go pick up and old secondhand one which is sure to be dirty and noisy. Get a couple of mates in an old Transit to deliver it and stick it in the office so it annoys the hell out of everyone.
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
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Sit on her lap, cry 'bitty' and suckle your milk.Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostJumped up PA sends stroppy emails on a daily basis about the fridge where people keep milk in for their coffee. She uses it herself for her morning oats. (Sadly not provided by my good self, she has a rack and a half
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Buy a cow and bring it in to the office"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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