This jeffing place…..

[PAH]

Why not just buy a pint each morning and bin it at the end of the day - it's not going to go off in a day. What is the cost of a pint of milk per day? About 45p or something?

That's quite a lot for someone on the minimum wage.

[Clippy]

<<canned laughter>>

I love you Wilmslow - you always brighten up my day!

[oracleslave]

I love you Wilmslow

Steady on!

[ControlG]

This is just what you need.

[NickFitz]

That's quite a lot for someone on the minimum wage.

<<canned >>

[moorfield]

Wilmslow, what you need is one of these hidden under your desk.

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/offic...ler/index.html

[miffy]

Wilmslow, what you need is one of these hidden under your desk.

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/offic...ler/index.html

I was more impressed with the webcam missile launcher...

[NotAllThere]

Why not just buy a pint each morning and bin it at the end of the day - it's not going to go off in a day. What is the cost of a pint of milk per day? About 45p or something?

Don't bin it. Leave it in the PA's desk.

[miffy]

You could always be really nasty and get some really smelly fresh fish and pop it into her fridge (last thing on a friday nite)...

[Jog On]

Does she have the authority to decide what goes in this fridge? People like that really annoy me