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Who would you most like to meet?
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my son in thirty years time.
Take him for a pint and ask him 'so how did it all turn out then?'
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Set phaser to stunOriginally posted by zeitghostThe War Criminal.
I'm in better shape than he is, so it'll be no more Mr Nice Lizard during the rematch.
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Ditto with my daughter.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postmy son in thirty years time.
Take him for a pint and ask him 'so how did it all turn out then?'

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It might have been funnier if you hadn't put it in bold and pointed out the obvious.Originally posted by HRH View PostI'd like to meat Lindsay Lohan
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Why do you think it would be a different outcome in a rematch?Originally posted by zeitghostThe War Criminal.
I'm in better shape than he is, so it'll be no more Mr Nice Lizard during the rematch.Comment
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oh do shut up.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostIt might have been funnier if you hadn't put it in bold and pointed out the obvious.
Probably not though...
If I had not highlighted the spelling one of the boards many speling pedants would have jumped all over it, as you well know.Comment
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He'd have hidden all the diamonds.Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View PostWhy do you think it would be a different outcome in a rematch?
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