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KathyWoolfe replied

9 April 2008, 13:26
Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post

Set phaser to stun

or up here in Scotland

Set phaser to Malky (sorry, you have to be scottish to appreciate this)
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Xenophon replied

9 April 2008, 13:00
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Gah!
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Board Game Geek replied

9 April 2008, 12:58
okies...I got it !

Aliens !
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Xenophon replied

9 April 2008, 12:54
Originally posted by miffy View Post

That has to be the cheekeist thing ever.

I'd most like to meat Jenna Jameson.

It was chopped from my 4x4 by a bunch of pikeys - or so the police believe.

I don't call it cheeky. What I call it can't be written or my CUK membership would most likely be revoked...
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Board Game Geek replied

9 April 2008, 12:46
Ty
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DiscoStu replied

9 April 2008, 12:45
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

Forgive me if it's a silly question, since I'm clueless about cars, but aren't fuel pumps and filters and their associated gubbins under the bonnet or something ?

Depends on the car. Sometimes the fuel pump's inside the tank, which makes it a really expensive job to change it
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TimberWolf replied

9 April 2008, 12:19
Someone tried nicking the whole of my car the other night. They broke the door lock, bent the door open and smashed the plastic under the steering wheel. Still, it only cost me a fiver to have the door bent back into place and I'm back on the road now.
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Board Game Geek replied

9 April 2008, 12:05
I had the fuel pump/filter assembly pinched from my car twice in two months!

Forgive me if it's a silly question, since I'm clueless about cars, but aren't fuel pumps and filters and their associated gubbins under the bonnet or something ?
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wobbegong replied

9 April 2008, 12:02
Originally posted by miffy View Post

That has to be the cheekeist thing ever.

I had the fuel pump/filter assembly pinched from my car twice in two months!
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Francko replied

9 April 2008, 11:31
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Who would you most like to meet? Living and dead. And why...

Marina. If she looks like the avatar.
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Board Game Geek replied

9 April 2008, 11:27
Erm....dunno.
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DiscoStu replied

9 April 2008, 11:21
Originally posted by Marina View Post

board's

spelling

Ahem...

Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

Oh

spelling,

board's

spelling

HTH
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Marina replied

9 April 2008, 11:20
Originally posted by HRH View Post

oh do shut up.

If I had not highlighted the spelling one of the boards many speling pedants would have jumped all over it, as you well know.

board's

spelling
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BrilloPad replied

9 April 2008, 11:16
Originally posted by zeitghost

How much did you get for it on ebay?

your share is in the post...
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BrilloPad replied

9 April 2008, 11:09
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

The scumbag who removed the catalytic converter from my car.
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