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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAnd having BTLs stops you having sex exactly how?
he means sex with other people
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAnd having BTLs stops you having sex exactly how?
HTH"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostBecause you drone on and on about how clever you are and how many BTLs you have thereby ensuring that any potential sexual partner has left the room before you've even begun patting yourself on the back.Hard Brexit now!
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Sas, why don't you just retire?
Evidently you've got all the money you will ever need, along with a fine automobile and a mrs - what more has working life got to offer you?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostPathetic really - wine turns into vinegar, and great British inventors turned into sasgurus
More pathetic than that?Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAnd great Russian literary giants turn into atws - living in bedsits and writing crap on internet forums.
More pathetic than that?Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostSas, why don't you just retire?
Evidently you've got all the money you will ever need, along with a fine automobile and a mrs - what more has working life got to offer you?Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by AtW View PostNope, a lot less pathetic - you see I am trying to be inventor, not a writer (I don't think Russia has got many good writers anyway), in this respect I am more British than you matey.
(It's already been invented BTW and its called China.)
Now be gone or I'll report you to Red Watch.Comment
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