Originally posted by Wilmslow
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A lovely looking babe just asked to sit opposite me….
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You're such an amateur - she was sitting opposite you, so you should have got under the desk with your mobile phone and captured a few lasting memories.Comment
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Many years ago I did desktop support at a major pharmaceutical retailer.
Any calls that came through from Beauty & Personal Care were a Sev 1 and we were fighting over who would go up to do it. (Sadly it was a very rare occasion when we could fix the problem remotely )ǝןqqıʍComment
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Citygate - 7th floor (well it used to be many years ago)Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostYou're such an amateur - she was sitting opposite you, so you should have got under the desk with your mobile phone and captured a few lasting memories.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostOr if you're really brave, a brass rubbing.
damn, time to make another coffee and wipe the last one off my laptop screenThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostYou're such an amateur - she was sitting opposite you, so you should have got under the desk with your mobile phone and captured a few lasting memories."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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My current gig has so many babes on my floor its unreal, best babe to man ratio Ive ever had the pleasure of working with in the last 10 years. Classy, sexy and loaded, ggrrrrr The BA I work with is female and Italian she comes over in her tight skirts and shirt buttons open, working her butt swing as she walks off mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ggrrrrComment
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The place I'm at is not that bad on that front, but BP in Uxbridge was like an office entirely populated by my mum and dad. The only half decent looking woman was knocking on and (i think although nobody agreed with me) looked a bit like Alice Cooper - kind of tells you what the rest was like.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by miffy View PostI hope you haven't told her about your neighbours!Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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