A lovely looking babe just asked to sit opposite me….

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r0bly0ns replied

11 April 2008, 14:26
Yeah, but your avatar makes things worse.....

Or is it a photo of Wilmslow's Russian Princess?
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Ruprect replied

11 April 2008, 14:02
Ding dong! Same thing just happened to me. That brightens up a friday afternoon
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DiscoStu replied

4 April 2008, 11:33
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

will try again. Chloroform (sp?)
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oracleslave replied

4 April 2008, 08:14
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

Yes, he's been photosynthesising for months now

will try again. Chloroform (sp?)
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DiscoStu replied

4 April 2008, 08:10
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Still having to resort to chlorophyll eh Sock?

Yes, he's been photosynthesising for months now
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oracleslave replied

4 April 2008, 08:08
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

Rag over the mouth?

Still having to resort to chlorophyll eh Sock?
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FiveTimes replied

4 April 2008, 07:46
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

The babe is now back in the office, but sitting elsewhere today.

Must work on my technique I think.

personal hygiene
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DiscoStu replied

4 April 2008, 07:46
Originally posted by threaded View Post

But the girlies who know me call me Stretch.

Stretch Marks?
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Sockpuppet replied

4 April 2008, 07:40
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

The babe is now back in the office, but sitting elsewhere today.

Must work on my technique I think.

Rag over the mouth?
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Wilmslow replied

4 April 2008, 07:07
The babe is now back in the office, but sitting elsewhere today.

Must work on my technique I think.
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threaded replied

4 April 2008, 06:07
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

The names Low, Wilmslooooooow.

But the girlies who know me call me Stretch.
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Clippy replied

3 April 2008, 19:59
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Got talking a little...

The names Low, Wilmslooooooow.

But you can call me W (Dubya).
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Sysman replied

3 April 2008, 15:28
Originally posted by miffy View Post

I hope you haven't told her about your neighbours!

There could be some merit in that if she knows some Russki mafia types who would sort 'em out.
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BoredBloke replied

3 April 2008, 15:08
The place I'm at is not that bad on that front, but BP in Uxbridge was like an office entirely populated by my mum and dad. The only half decent looking woman was knocking on and (i think although nobody agreed with me) looked a bit like Alice Cooper - kind of tells you what the rest was like.
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Bumfluff replied

3 April 2008, 14:50
My current gig has so many babes on my floor its unreal, best babe to man ratio Ive ever had the pleasure of working with in the last 10 years. Classy, sexy and loaded, ggrrrrr The BA I work with is female and Italian she comes over in her tight skirts and shirt buttons open, working her butt swing as she walks off mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ggrrrr
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