suits

[Diver]

If you have a collar size above 17" they appear to think you should be wearing an ill-fitting tent.

I much prefer Hawes and Curtis shirts, where a big neck does not equal a 56" chest.

I'd like to find somewhere that will fit a 19 1/2 inch collar, 54" chest and short thick arms.
Every time I buy off the shelf to fit chest & neck, the arms are six inches too long and too thin. I end up Rolling the sleeves up or having a mass of material bunched up on the forearms. Either that or they are so slim fitting on the arms I split the seams on the upper arm.
Same with trousers, I have a stocky body and short thick Tree trunk legs. I can never get trousers to fit without the upper leg being stretched taut and pulling the damned things out of shape.

I'm sick and tired of having clothes altered to fit

[Diver]

Get ****ed!

And that'll probably be a first!

Now Now! Winston, He's backed down and offered the olive branch.

Play nice

[PAH]

Now Now! Winston, He's backed down and offered the olive branch.

Play nice

Olives are though. They taste like grapes pulled from the orifice of a corpse.

[oracleslave]

Olives are though. They taste like grapes pulled from the orifice of a corpse.

I used to think that too. Then I gave up the fags, taste buds changed and now I love em.

[Churchill]

Olives are though. They taste like grapes pulled from the orifice of a corpse.

I'll bow to your superior knowledge regarding the analogy.

Although I do actually like olives.

[cailin maith]

Olives are though. They taste like grapes pulled from the orifice of a corpse.

I love Olives.... with feta cheese in the middle?

[Churchill]

I love Olives.... with feta cheese in the middle?

Did I ever show you that trick where...

No?

Maybe next time.

[Diver]

We only use olive oil for cooking. makes fried eggs go green but they taste better

[cailin maith]

Did I ever show you that trick where...

No?

Maybe next time.

I'm still trying to get over your last tricks

[realityhack]

1 Austin Reed Bespoke 150 twist Italian, 2 John Lewis specials - Ungaro, ok, hardwearing day-to-day suits, 1 Racing Green, 1 Horrible Burtons suit I haven't got round to chucking out yet, 1 DAKS suit - great make, one of my favourites, and my dinner suit is from Harrods, bespoke, silk lined, fantastic.

I think I have a couple of others kicking around somewhere.