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Let the poor little buggers go - you can't force them into friendship - it has to be given of their own free will.
Nuts usually help. Not the hairy kind though ...Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Is that from the kinetic force when you pulled your head out of your backside?Hard Brexit now!
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water just came out of my nose...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Translation from the Russian...
Thanks to Babelfish...
I made a complete dick of myself today.
I am very proud and hope that comrade Stalin will give me a medal for taunting you Western capitalist beasts.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by AtW View Post
Originally posted by An Official Drivel Monitor
Drivel alert! 
This Generalist is drivelling.
Move this thread the Light-Relief at once! 
Drivel alert! 
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Atw = Another Thread WastedOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAnother four threads of general interest to contractors, started by the master thread starter.
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