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Rattled some cages today
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Let the poor little buggers go - you can't force them into friendship - it has to be given of their own free will.
Nuts usually help. Not the hairy kind though ...Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul -
Is that from the kinetic force when you pulled your head out of your backside?Hard Brexit now!
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water just came out of my nose...Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Translation from the Russian...
Thanks to Babelfish...
I made a complete dick of myself today.
I am very proud and hope that comrade Stalin will give me a medal for taunting you Western capitalist beasts.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostOriginally posted by An Official Drivel Monitor
Drivel alert!
This Generalist is drivelling.
Move this thread the Light-Relief at once!
Drivel alert!
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAnother four threads of general interest to contractors, started by the master thread starter.
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