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Unintentional Conceiving.
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Originally posted by 2uk View PostYou have "safe" sex with someone.
What if she got herself pregnant with your semen without you knowing it... ( BEHIND YOUR BACK ! )
A front bottom needs to be involved for babies to arrive.
You being seen to from behind isn't going to work.
HTH
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post2uk, I think you got very confused, possibly because of the AIDS adverts.
A front bottom needs to be involved for babies to arrive.
You being seen to from behind isn't going to work.
HTH
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Oi 2uk, now you know that "Casual Sex" isn't always "casual".
Being a "Real Man" is knowing when not to get jiggy!
Churchill - In "Now you're a meal ticket for life my boy!" mode!Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostBut we've given you plenty! haven't we?
Maybe 2uk (possibly Mr McCartney) could go for the Ron Jeremy version of Triny and Suzanna - "what not to shag".
HTH.Comment
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Originally posted by 2uk View PostYou have "safe" sex with someone . You get a call 1 month after being with her and she says she is having a baby and keeping it.
You don't want to know this girl and you don't want the baby. Are you screwed ? Are you obliged to help her support the baby even though you didn't want it. What if she got herself pregnant with your semen without you knowing it... ( BEHIND YOUR BACK ! )
PS - NO this has not happened to me. Just askin ...
What's the problem you can get baby seats in an A3.Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.Comment
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Right! this has gone on long enough
Just one question:
Do condoms contain a spermicide just as a sales gimmick ?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostRight! this has gone on long enough
Just one question:
Do condoms contain a spermicide just as a sales gimmick ?
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