Chico - please explain

[WageSlave]

I thought that was you

Me!? You mean my rectal gas problem?

[hattra]

Me!? You mean my rectal gas problem?

I was actually referring to the crop circles - but now you mention it, there is a strange smell in here.............

[WageSlave]

I was actually referring to the crop circles - but now you mention it, there is a strange smell in here.............

That, I'm afraid, is the cause of the crop circles. You know how it is... pleasant day, ramble through the countryside, lovely field of golden corn, too much chicken tikka for lunch, sudden explosion, reports of strange blast marks in fieds....

[hattra]

That, I'm afraid, is the cause of the crop circles. You know how it is... pleasant day, ramble through the countryside, lovely field of golden corn, too much chicken tikka for lunch, sudden explosion, reports of strange blast marks in fieds....

It's so satisfying when you can explain two mysteries at once, or unify two theories, don't you think - your rectal gas problem and crop circles - cause and effect - who'd have thought it! What about mysterious lights in the sky - was that you and your cigarette lighter?

[WageSlave]

It's so satisfying when you can explain two mysteries at once, or unify two theories, don't you think - your rectal gas problem and crop circles - cause and effect - who'd have thought it! What about mysterious lights in the sky - was that you and your cigarette lighter?

Afraid that comes back to rectal gas again. On the place returning from the hols in Alicante, stomach full of dodgy paella, desperate rush to the toilet, captain decides to jettison the toxic load into the evening sky, substances come into contact with fresh air....

[hattra]

Afraid that comes back to rectal gas again. On the place returning from the hols in Alicante, stomach full of dodgy paella, desperate rush to the toilet, captain decides to jettison the toxic load into the evening sky, substances come into contact with fresh air....

Thought so - we're on a roll here - if we keep this up, we might be able to folmulate the Rectal Gas Theory of Everything

OK - so the next bit - in terms of your rectal gasses, how do you explain Chico?

[SupremeSpod]

Thought so - we're on a roll here - if we keep this up, we might be able to folmulate the Rectal Gas Theory of Everything

OK - so the next bit - in terms of your rectal gasses, how do you explain Chico?

He's the solid bit that you thought you'd wiped off.