Reply to: Chico - please explain

[SupremeSpod]

Thought so - we're on a roll here - if we keep this up, we might be able to folmulate the Rectal Gas Theory of Everything

OK - so the next bit - in terms of your rectal gasses, how do you explain Chico?

He's the solid bit that you thought you'd wiped off.

[hattra]

Afraid that comes back to rectal gas again. On the place returning from the hols in Alicante, stomach full of dodgy paella, desperate rush to the toilet, captain decides to jettison the toxic load into the evening sky, substances come into contact with fresh air....

Thought so - we're on a roll here - if we keep this up, we might be able to folmulate the Rectal Gas Theory of Everything

OK - so the next bit - in terms of your rectal gasses, how do you explain Chico?

[WageSlave]

It's so satisfying when you can explain two mysteries at once, or unify two theories, don't you think - your rectal gas problem and crop circles - cause and effect - who'd have thought it! What about mysterious lights in the sky - was that you and your cigarette lighter?

Afraid that comes back to rectal gas again. On the place returning from the hols in Alicante, stomach full of dodgy paella, desperate rush to the toilet, captain decides to jettison the toxic load into the evening sky, substances come into contact with fresh air....

[hattra]

That, I'm afraid, is the cause of the crop circles. You know how it is... pleasant day, ramble through the countryside, lovely field of golden corn, too much chicken tikka for lunch, sudden explosion, reports of strange blast marks in fieds....

It's so satisfying when you can explain two mysteries at once, or unify two theories, don't you think - your rectal gas problem and crop circles - cause and effect - who'd have thought it! What about mysterious lights in the sky - was that you and your cigarette lighter?

[WageSlave]

I was actually referring to the crop circles - but now you mention it, there is a strange smell in here.............

That, I'm afraid, is the cause of the crop circles. You know how it is... pleasant day, ramble through the countryside, lovely field of golden corn, too much chicken tikka for lunch, sudden explosion, reports of strange blast marks in fieds....

[hattra]

Me!? You mean my rectal gas problem?

I was actually referring to the crop circles - but now you mention it, there is a strange smell in here.............

[WageSlave]

I thought that was you

Me!? You mean my rectal gas problem?

[hattra]

And the crop circles?

I thought that was you

[WageSlave]

No.

That's all down to those grey freaks.

We giant alien lizards don't need to stoop to such things.

And the crop circles?

[Lucifer Box]

No.

That's all down to those grey freaks.

We giant alien lizards don't need to stoop to such things.

So do you not have giant alien lizard uphill gardeners?

[WageSlave]

Yes.

They are so crunchy.

So you're the one responsible for all the anal probing?

[Lucifer Box]

I knew it. You alien lizard creatures are just after our women.

[Lucifer Box]

Nah. I got confused.

I was talking about Geraldine Drake on UFO.

Bummer.

<Hangs head in shame>.

That's Gabrielle Drake to you alien lizard creatures.

If you want to see her naked, click here... http://www.fantasyfemales.co.uk/drakegalleryEXT.htm

Needless to say, that is not a work friendly link.

[SandyDown]

They spent all the money on those string vests & purple wigs for the women.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

was that Maya you are talking about.. the one with funny eyebrows ?/

[WageSlave]

These days you would be able to sue the LEA for emotional distress for that sort of thing.

Another interesting factoid for you, in real terms and adjusted for inflation and all the rest of it, the first episode of Space: 1999 is the most expensive piece of TV drama ever made.

As a shy, sensitive kid, such public humiliation caused me to become the pathetic idiot I am today.

Space: 1999 the most expensive TV drama? Wow...wonder what they spent all the money on. Remember Blake's 7?