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    #11
    Originally posted by Dire Straits, Industrial Disease
    they wanna have a war to keep us on our knees
    they wanna have a war to keep their factories
    they wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese
    they wanna have a war to stop Industrial Disease
    they're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind
    they wanna sap your energy incarcerate your mind
    they give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three
    two weeks in Espana and Sunday striptease
    Aldous Huxley.
    My father would have had custody instead.
    A Flatshare.
    Mad Bob Mugabe.

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      #12
      Originally posted by HRH View Post
      With the bank holiday weekend and many of us finishing work today I have moved Friday Questions forward a day, after much deliberation I have come up with the name 'Thursday Questions'.


      1) Favourite song lyric

      2) Favourite Author

      3) If you could have changed one thing in your life, what would it be?

      4) Where did you meet your current partner/husband/wife?

      5) Most odious politician?
      "You weren't the first girl I ever kissed with tongues but you were the best you let me touch your chest" - Little Man Tate

      Too many to choose from, right now - Harlan Coban

      Not get married.... but I thought I knew better at the time

      In the pub

      David Cameron - needs a ******* good kicking
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #13
        1. Elvis
        I don't wanna be a tiger
        Cause tigers play too rough
        I don't wanna be a lion
        'Cause lions ain't the kind
        You love enough.
        Just wanna be, your Teddy Bear
        2. Michael Bond

        3. Grizzly rather than Brown

        4. In the woods

        5. James Scanlon (19th Century American Politician) - Linky
        Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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          #14
          1. ABC Lexicon of Love - A Pop classic

          "When I'm shaking a hand, I'm clenching a fist

          If you gave me a pound for the moments I missed

          And I got dancing lessons for all the lips I shoulda kissed

          I'd be a millionaire

          I'd be a fred astaire "

          2. Dean Koontz

          3. Too many things to mention

          4. Stole from a friend

          5. Bliar by a mile.

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            #15
            1) Favourite song lyric
            "I want to be a hippy and I want to get stoned on m..."

            2) Favourite Author
            Paul Raymond

            3) If you could have changed one thing in your life, what would it be?
            Not gone into IT

            4) Where did you meet your current partner/husband/wife?
            At a house party

            5) Most odious politician?
            Brown

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              #16
              Originally posted by HRH View Post
              With the bank holiday weekend and many of us finishing work today I have moved Friday Questions forward a day, after much deliberation I have come up with the name 'Thursday Questions'.


              1) Favourite song lyric

              2) Favourite Author

              3) If you could have changed one thing in your life, what would it be?

              4) Where did you meet your current partner/husband/wife?

              5) Most odious politician?
              1 - Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch, Who watches over you?

              2 - Phillip Pullman

              3 - Proposed to my wife more romantically than I did

              4 - Working in a theme park

              5 - GWBush
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                #17
                Nope - change the lyrics answer:

                Today I gotta take my bike
                'Cause once again the tube's on strike;
                The greedy bastards want extra pay
                For sitting on their arse all day,
                Even though the earn 30K.

                So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
                Where the f**k's my f**king train?
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                  #18
                  1) Favourite song lyric

                  Her old man
                  He don't like blacks or queers
                  Yet he's proud we beat the Nazis...
                  How queer

                  2) Favourite Author

                  Sebastian Faulks

                  3) If you could have changed one thing in your life, what would it be?

                  Nowt.

                  4) Where did you meet your current partner/husband/wife?

                  Work.

                  5) Most odious politician?

                  Jack Straw

                  Older and ...well, just older!!

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                    #19
                    1) Favourite song lyric
                    Answer: You walked with me Footprints in the sand And helped me understand Where I’m going You walked with me When I was all alone With so much I no along the way Then I heard you say

                    I promise you I’m always there When your heart is filled with sorrow and despair I’ll carry you When you need a friend You’ll find my footprints in the sand

                    2) Favourite Author
                    Answer: Shy Keenan - Because after everything she has been through she has stayed strong.

                    3) If you could have changed one thing in your life, what would it be?
                    Answer: I'll tell you when it is over.. ALthough I am great believer in Fate I wouldn't change anything because today might not be the way it is if I changed one thing.

                    4) Where did you meet your current partner/husband/wife?
                    Answer: In a Car Park in Crayford. I had road rage and got out and started yelling obscenities at him.

                    5) Most odious politician?
                    Answer: Red Ken, John Major, Gordon Brown

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by HRH View Post
                      1) Favourite song lyric

                      2) Favourite Author

                      3) If you could have changed one thing in your life, what would it be?

                      4) Where did you meet your current partner/husband/wife?

                      5) Most odious politician?
                      1 - "Easy when you're number 1" - Status Quo!

                      2 - "John 'lofty' Wiseman" - His line on meeting me was "Son, there's not enough food in the forest for you!"

                      3 - I would've worn a condom when I shagged your mother, Jonathan.

                      4 - In the pub, I was watching the football. She asked one of my Rugby mates if everything was in proportion. I gave her my number and said "If you really want to find out, ring that number tomorrow!".

                      5 - I really can't answer that one. They're all self serving bastards!

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